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HOPE YOU HAVE BOUGHT A CARD AND PAID OUT A KINGS RANSOM FOR THE LONG STEMMED ROSES,AND DONT FORGET TO SAY THOSE VERY IMPORTANT THREE WORDS ...I ***E ...YOU .OTHERWISE SHE WILL HIDE THE REMOTE CONTROL.....

HOPE YOU HAVE BOUGHT A CARD AND PAID OUT A KINGS RANSOM FOR THE LONG STEMMED ROSES,AND DONT FORGET TO SAY THOSE VERY IMPORTANT THREE WORDS ...I ***E ...YOU .OTHERWISE SHE WILL HIDE THE REMOTE CONTROL.....

Oh Thanks 

The Independent Taxi Driver

GREAT TO SEE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR HAS NOT BEEN DIMINISHED DARLING ,....THANKS FOR YOUR LOVELY CARD....

I cant remember sending you a card ! That was a pish take answer...
But seems its that time of year I will.


But then again....go on then I will respond because you are in the Got Minute Brain thing !!!!
And you need all the support you can get, seems the unionism has abolished new members from posting I will add my little bit of poop.

 I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce seems Terry learned you.
I will tell you when I will be part of the GMB !!
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. ( Well actually Private members forum )Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.......Which I already do......

The Independent Taxi Driver
This post is not directed JUST at you...It is all you GMB fools.

Now Just stand in a well formated que AND KISS MY ARSE....


After all that... Nice to hear from you how you doing  ?
Nice to have a laugh....
Regards

REALLY BEGINNIG TO WORRY ABOUT YOU SON ! YOU SEEM PRE-OCCUPIED WITH YOUR ARRSE AND POOP, YOU REALLY MUST GET OUT MORE!   

REALLY BEGINNIG TO WORRY ABOUT YOU SON ! YOU SEEM PRE-OCCUPIED WITH YOUR ARRSE AND POOP, YOU REALLY MUST GET OUT MORE!   

Oh Please do not worry, I do get out enough.
I only use these terms as it is in my mind whilst I am posting in response to ARRSES and POOP heads.
Otherwise I would talk about normal things.

Please do not underestimate the unseen and unknown.

My day is will come as your's has been......been in the GMB you would of not even realized your day.

The Independent Taxi Driver