1) Santa's Outfit
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
2) Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
3) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
4) Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for that hard-to-find person.
5) Christmas Pudding Charms
Sterling silver Christmas charms to bring you good fortune. Potential choking hazard: do not use with food.
6) Curious Question
Why does rain drop, but snow fall?
7) Christmas Joke Pizza
Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him, 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'
8) Denominations
Maria went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.' What denomination?' asked the clerk. 'Oh! Good heavens! Have we come to this?' said Maria, 'Well give me 50 Methodist and 50 Church of England ones please.'
9) Christmas Shepherd
One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side.
'Look at that, 'remarked Peter to Joe, 'That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!' |