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Subject: Geordie Speak
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Norfolk "Nelson's County"
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24 Feb 2008 10:30 AM Alert 

How to speak Geordie..............

 

Nee mair puddin' pet, ahm stottin' No thank you, I'm on a diet.

 

 

How man, yon bairn's like a lassie Your son could use a haircut.

 

 

Howk it man, ye daft radge. Kick the football hard, you useless idiot.

 

 

Wey, she's a reet canny lass. She is nice, I really approve of her.

 

 

Haadyergob ye patterskite. Please stop talking nonsense, old chum.

 

 

Geddawayman, ye look a reet clip You're not getting in dressed like that.

 

 

Me heed's proppa knackin. Man I have a severe headache.

 

 

Divint cum awa aal hoyty toyty. I don't care for your attitude one jot.

 

 

Is it a bord or a gadgie? What sex is my new baby?

 

 

Howay doon to the Chinese, pet. Would you care to dine with me?

 

Ootside! Yeandme! Let us settle this matter in a civilied manner. Man to man like gentlemen.

 

Mindshesweelstacked. What a stunning figure that young lady has.

 

Had away and sh*e! I am not sure if you are correct in your diagnosis, doctor.



Why don't you get a proper job???


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