A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating
furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained:
'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious
condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do
that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles
could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in
bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed,
"Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
"Same illness, but he is with BUPA!" |