A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich £1.50
Chicken Sandwich £2.50
Hand Job £10.00
Checking his wallet he finds one single tenner, he walks up to the bar,
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile; "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your fu*king hands, I want a cheese sandwich"