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Practicalities of the word Fu*k

 

 

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "fu*k." It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

 

In language, "fu*k" falls into many Grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fu*ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fu*ked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fu*k), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fu*k), and adverb (Mary is fu*king interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fu*k).

It can also be used as an interjection (Fu*k! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fu*k she's also stupid).

As you can see there aren't many words with the overall versatility of the word fu*k.

Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:

1 Greetings..........."How the fu*k are ya?"
2 Fraud..............."I got fu*ked by the car dealer."
3 Resignation........."Oh, fu*k it!"
4 Trouble............."I guess I'm fu*ked now."
5 Aggression........."FU*K YOU!"
6 Disgust............."Fu*k me."
7 Confusion..........." What tha fu*k....?"
8 Displeasure........."Fu*king shit man..."
9 Lost................ "Where the fu*k are we?"
10 Disbelief..........."UNFU*KINGBELIEVABLE!!"
11 Retaliation........."Up your fu*king ass!"
12 Apathy.............."Who really gives a fu*k?"
13 Suspicion..........."Who the fu*k are you?"
14 Directions........."Fu*k off."

It can be maternal........"MOTHERFU*KER!!"
It can be used to tell time......." It's four fu*king twenty!"
It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fu*king asshole."

Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fu*k was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshima~
"That's not a real fu*king gun." ~John Lennon~
"Where the fu*k is all this water coming from?" ~Captain of the Titanic~
"Who the fu*k is gonna find out?" ~Richard Nixon~
"Heads are gonna fu*king roll." ~Anne Boleyn~
"Any fu*king idiot could answer that." ~Albert Einstein~
"It does so fu*king look like her!" ~Picasso~
"You want WHAT on the fu*king ceiling?" ~Michelangelo~
"Fu*k a duck." ~Walt Disney~
"Houston we have a big fu*king problem." ~The Crew of Apollo 13~

 

 

Best Fu*king Regards, hopper